








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 548 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3480 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,843 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5847 | 42% |
| Smokes | 3472 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3144 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1380 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $474,966 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joe Rotate | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | WeelY | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | [LifeOfAnubis] DSNoLife'sStyle | 62% | 55 |
| #4 | thaaorbit | 58% | 86 |
| #5 | Xaero | 56% | 234 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xaero | 1036 | 0.21 | 23 min |
| #2 | thaaorbit | 451 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #3 | [LifeOfAnubis] DSNoLife'sStyle | 239 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #4 | Renault Laguna | 178 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Joe Rotate | 31 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arvi | +1.60 | 66 | 65 |
| #2 | Renault Laguna | +0.91 | 46 | 66 |
| #3 | thaaorbit | +0.19 | 58 | 62 |
| #4 | [LifeOfAnubis] DSNoLife'sStyle | -0.34 | 26 | 80 |
| #5 | Joe Rotate | -0.54 | 18 | 33 |





