








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 254 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1333 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,540 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1544 | 34% |
| Smokes | 808 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1249 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 939 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $248,995 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlaZe csgobig.com | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | A | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Frosty | 58% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlaZe csgobig.com | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | A | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Frosty | 58% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frosty | 17 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | A | 6 | 0.0274 |
| #3 | BlaZe csgobig.com | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frosty | 302 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | BlaZe csgobig.com | 131 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #3 | A | 38 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A | +2.63 | 85 | 73 |
| #2 | Piew | +2.35 | 81 | 67 |
| #3 | Frosty | +2.06 | 82 | 69 |
| #4 | BlaZe csgobig.com | -0.69 | 77 | 70 |





