








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1189 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 662 matches | ||
| Premier | 240 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




163 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7320 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,008 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8199 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5494 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6230 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6085 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,390,937 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4406 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kharaso | 61% | 116 |
| #2 | Prostration | 51% | 63 |
| #3 | atomkern | 47% | 245 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kharaso | 61% | 116 |
| #2 | Prostration | 51% | 63 |
| #3 | atomkern | 47% | 245 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atomkern | 45 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | kharaso | 10 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Prostration | 4 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atomkern | 1002 | 0.22 | 21 min |
| #2 | kharaso | 193 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Prostration | 175 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kharaso | +5.38 | 87 | 50 |
| #2 | Prostration | +1.04 | 87 | 55 |
| #3 | atomkern | +0.83 | 44 | 56 |
| #4 | Glaf | -1.13 | 52 | 59 |





