








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5334 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,267 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2592 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4526 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2907 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3242 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $996,091 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | exile,? | +4.94 | 92 | 56 |
| #2 | freddy_bizness | +4.90 | 92 | 77 |
| #3 | >.< | +4.84 | 87 | 61 |
| #4 | pear$ | +3.03 | 86 | 43 |
| #5 | Wenus | +2.97 | 75 | 56 |





