








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 898 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 681 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9654 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 45,329 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13818 | 30% |
| Smokes | 12738 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 9573 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 9200 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,432,816 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 716 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taty | 61% | 191 |
| #2 | traxonboio | 56% | 415 |
| #3 | Tordenbror | 51% | 557 |
| #4 | 𝖕𝖊𝖙𝖔𝖜𝖘𝖐𝖎 | 50% | 762 |
| #5 | SnusDog | 47% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | traxonboio | 56% | 415 |
| #3 | Tordenbror | 51% | 557 |
| #4 | 𝖕𝖊𝖙𝖔𝖜𝖘𝖐𝖎 | 50% | 762 |
| #5 | SnusDog | 47% | 73 |
| #6 | Pogo the clown | 33% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tordenbror | 80 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | 𝖕𝖊𝖙𝖔𝖜𝖘𝖐𝖎 | 47 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Taty | 31 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | traxonboio | 28 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | SnusDog | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖕𝖊𝖙𝖔𝖜𝖘𝖐𝖎 | 2468 | 0.16 | 53 min |
| #2 | traxonboio | 999 | 0.12 | 21 min |
| #3 | Tordenbror | 993 | 0.09 | 21 min |
| #4 | Taty | 483 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #5 | Pogo the clown | 67 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taty | +1.25 | 77 | 52 |
| #2 | Tobroed | +1.06 | 50 | 68 |
| #3 | traxonboio | +0.51 | 67 | 49 |
| #4 | 𝖕𝖊𝖙𝖔𝖜𝖘𝖐𝖎 | +0.39 | 73 | 58 |
| #5 | Tordenbror | -0.54 | 73 | 54 |





