








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 203 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1709 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,499 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1614 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1599 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1101 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1185 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $276,272 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 221 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FEARZYAH | 85% | 20 |
| #2 | TSUKI | 79% | 14 |
| #3 | watz | 73% | 26 |
| #4 | Tror | 67% | 43 |
| #5 | EVANje | 67% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | abwi ඞ | 236 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | FEARZYAH | 116 | 0.32 | 3 min |
| #3 | Arkenos | 110 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | Tror | 73 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | BlackCat | 61 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bot | +5.44 | 88 | 56 |
| #2 | FEARZYAH | +3.83 | 89 | 74 |
| #3 | Bidow | +3.82 | 82 | 73 |
| #4 | Tror | +3.34 | 81 | 49 |
| #5 | YOYO LA DESTRUCTION | +2.18 | 72 | 40 |





