








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 557 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 498 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9550 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,940 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2800 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4579 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4573 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4988 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,784,562 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bidow | 67% | 43 |
| #2 | clp | 63% | 52 |
| #3 | Savio.CAT | 63% | 46 |
| #4 | SlumpieK | 61% | 51 |
| #5 | _Weeby- | 59% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Savio.CAT | 63% | 46 |
| #4 | SlumpieK | 61% | 51 |
| #5 | _Weeby- | 59% | 106 |
| #6 | crocmyto | 58% | 106 |
| #7 | Glaçon | 55% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _Weeby- | 19 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | crocmyto | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | SlumpieK | 7 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | Bidow | 6 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | clp | 5 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _Weeby- | 198 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | Bidow | 165 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | clp | 95 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | SlumpieK | 88 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Glaçon | 65 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bidow | +3.42 | 80 | 72 |
| #2 | Tror | +2.69 | 79 | 45 |
| #3 | SlumpieK | +1.16 | 89 | 66 |
| #4 | _Weeby- | +0.37 | 73 | 43 |
| #5 | clp | +0.06 | 72 | 54 |





