








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 249 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
829 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,070 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 914 | 30% |
| Smokes | 896 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 604 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 656 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $207,135 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jibban | 58% | 52 |
| #2 | V1kkan | 54% | 26 |
| #3 | Glenn * M8 | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | LjungQ | 50% | 32 |
| #5 | Berthold | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Glenn * M8 | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | LjungQ | 50% | 32 |
| #5 | Berthold | 38% | 8 |
| #6 | Berget | 13% | 8 |
| #7 | Fock | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LjungQ | 3 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Jibban | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jibban | 110 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | Glenn * M8 | 53 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | LjungQ | 41 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | V1kkan | 34 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Berthold | 7 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glenn * M8 | +1.95 | 68 | 68 |
| #2 | M1kiwer | +1.00 | 88 | 54 |
| #3 | Jibban | +0.79 | 78 | 63 |
| #4 | LjungQ | -1.59 | 58 | 34 |
| #5 | Berthold | -2.03 | 45 | 31 |





