








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
634 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,661 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 711 | 43% |
| Smokes | 436 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 195 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 319 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $196,100 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1kiwer | 58% | 52 |
| #2 | V1kkan | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | LjungQ | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | Glenn * M8 | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | Berthold | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | LjungQ | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | Glenn * M8 | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | Berthold | 40% | 5 |
| #6 | Berget | 33% | 6 |
| #7 | Brunkerz ◢◤ | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LjungQ | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | M1kiwer | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1kiwer | 147 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | Glenn * M8 | 45 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | LjungQ | 27 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | V1kkan | 25 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Brunkerz ◢◤ | 9 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glenn * M8 | +1.49 | 70 | 70 |
| #2 | Jibban | +0.90 | 77 | 63 |
| #3 | M1kiwer | +0.44 | 90 | 55 |
| #4 | LjungQ | -0.22 | 63 | 30 |
| #5 | V1kkan | -2.40 | 65 | 46 |





