








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 687 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Faceit | 82 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2108 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,753 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2327 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2241 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1341 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1844 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $564,088 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1340 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | TsedeN | 55% | 11 |
| #14 | Nosseemi | 53% | 17 |
| #15 | GREG MORO | 50% | 22 |
| #16 | jore | 40% | 30 |
| #17 | matuska | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | celaNnel | 13 | 0.0163 |
| #2 | Kusihemuli | 5 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | ⇔ | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | 7zet™ | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Apetski | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sMikezu | 151 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #2 | 7zet™ | 141 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | ⇔ | 125 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | jore | 86 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | JykkeezZz | 84 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TsedeN | +3.63 | 89 | 79 |
| #2 | 7zet™ | +2.34 | 89 | 68 |
| #3 | Spinx | +1.71 | 75 | 50 |
| #4 | seve | +1.54 | 77 | 62 |
| #5 | sMikezu | +0.78 | 85 | 68 |





