








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1687 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 716 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 103 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7111 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,786 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6160 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7271 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5576 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4779 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,861,156 of utility $271 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1364 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aav taivshir | 57% | 90 |
| #2 | BaRouDyy | 56% | 108 |
| #3 | Clockey | 56% | 57 |
| #4 | Mav | 52% | 75 |
| #5 | Otis | 52% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aav taivshir | 9 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Maikelele's Ukelele | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | BaRouDyy | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | iimina | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | luckygreenfrog | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clockey | +2.45 | 90 | 69 |
| #2 | aav taivshir | +0.53 | 69 | 52 |
| #3 | luckygreenfrog | +0.47 | 80 | 66 |
| #4 | Almost Korean | +0.38 | 68 | 61 |
| #5 | ZEY | +0.15 | 70 | 67 |





