








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 576 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 79 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3721 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,946 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4537 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3986 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3768 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3655 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,156,340 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rowlanD | 60% | 42 |
| #2 | dripnotic | 59% | 56 |
| #3 | gwhatkey | 51% | 57 |
| #4 | glasses_00 | 50% | 30 |
| #5 | floormat | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | floormat | +3.44 | 76 | 71 |
| #2 | xeCTOOOOOR | +3.19 | 78 | 71 |
| #3 | cbon7 | +2.98 | 85 | 71 |
| #4 | cecilboots | +0.45 | 64 | 76 |
| #5 | fubaR | +0.16 | 74 | 66 |





