








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 649 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2390 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,272 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3095 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3656 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2413 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2108 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $869,216 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 587 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pasha | 48% | 21 |
| #2 | Fabreb | 47% | 38 |
| #3 | lucachenchen | 44% | 122 |
| #4 | Gazor | 44% | 85 |
| #5 | 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓾𝔁 | 43% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Gazor | 44% | 85 |
| #5 | 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓾𝔁 | 43% | 96 |
| #6 | SnipeTek | 34% | 38 |
| #7 | Gmeiniix | 32% | 72 |
| #8 | Brätlihauer | 30% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fabreb | 10 | 0.0135 |
| #2 | lucachenchen | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Brätlihauer | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | SnipeTek | 5 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | Gmeiniix | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brätlihauer | 437 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | Fabreb | 227 | 0.31 | 6 min |
| #3 | Gazor | 185 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Gmeiniix | 167 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓾𝔁 | 157 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fabreb | +5.16 | 64 | 75 |
| #2 | SnipeTek | +4.29 | 82 | 69 |
| #3 | Mister Chief | +1.15 | 62 | 72 |
| #4 | lucachenchen | +0.34 | 44 | 50 |
| #5 | Pasha | -0.39 | 59 | 64 |





