








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 301 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3669 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,020 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2568 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2048 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2000 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1404 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,377,453 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mikael tüüson | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | saikorhino | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | ANÐY | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mikael tüüson | 503 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #2 | saikorhino | 277 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | ANÐY | 115 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | kp1 | 112 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #5 | eXcuseee | 108 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | saikorhino | +2.45 | 91 | 67 |
| #2 | eXcuseee | +1.82 | 85 | 71 |
| #3 | shm^tw | +1.39 | 81 | 55 |
| #4 | mikael tüüson | +1.27 | 78 | 66 |
| #5 | ballen wie die lakers Guck | +1.07 | 75 | 71 |





