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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1219 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 805 matches | ||
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11180 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,803 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2047 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4433 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 3436 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1887 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,808,714 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 630 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lemon | 1713 | 0.16 | 60 min |
| #2 | fUsEr | 491 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | ImAlwaysTrying | 312 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | sir dumb baby | 273 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #5 | BueneTo^ | 238 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sir dumb baby | +3.93 | 59 | 70 |
| #2 | vic | +3.27 | 76 | 59 |
| #3 | ImAlwaysTrying | +3.26 | 63 | 67 |
| #4 | skeeter | +2.28 | 67 | 44 |
| #5 | foggy | +2.16 | 46 | 52 |





