








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 894 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 498 matches | ||
| Wingman | 136 matches | ||
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5985 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,796 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3417 | 16% |
| Smokes | 4189 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 7104 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 6086 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,559,483 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2229 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImAlwaysTrying | 67% | 51 |
| #2 | fUsEr | 62% | 95 |
| #3 | Lemon | 58% | 292 |
| #4 | skeeter | 57% | 176 |
| #5 | lowqee | 56% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lemon | 820 | 0.14 | 29 min |
| #2 | fUsEr | 206 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | ImAlwaysTrying | 191 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | TheMannyPackman | 159 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | skeeter | 99 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImAlwaysTrying | +4.89 | 64 | 70 |
| #2 | skeeter | +3.17 | 68 | 44 |
| #3 | vic | +2.91 | 77 | 62 |
| #4 | lowqee | +1.85 | 66 | 46 |
| #5 | BueneTo^ | +0.87 | 48 | 51 |





