








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 622 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4747 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,413 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5598 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4427 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5186 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3202 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $729,536 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1696 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Sawiiinya :3 | 51% | 39 |
| #9 | Bosti's princess | 51% | 53 |
| #10 | cozzer04 | 50% | 28 |
| #11 | Flamyft | 46% | 65 |
| #12 | The_Toble | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brainlessy | +4.39 | 74 | 67 |
| #2 | Owl | +1.04 | 62 | 69 |
| #3 | Edging-Runner | +0.99 | 53 | 73 |
| #4 | Mattynator | +0.53 | 45 | 54 |
| #5 | dabidibam | +0.51 | 47 | 55 |





