








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
678 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,106 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 657 | 31% |
| Smokes | 630 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 415 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 404 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $188,937 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -rapgod | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | Elnour | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | SprayGod | 52% | 33 |
| #4 | gubbmicke | 43% | 7 |
| #5 | General Kalle | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -rapgod | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | Elnour | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | SprayGod | 52% | 33 |
| #4 | gubbmicke | 43% | 7 |
| #5 | General Kalle | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SprayGod | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Elnour | 1 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SprayGod | 64 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | Elnour | 21 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #3 | -rapgod | 20 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | gubbmicke | 20 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #5 | General Kalle | 8 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gubbmicke | +1.87 | 81 | 53 |
| #2 | qken | +1.62 | 83 | 65 |
| #3 | -rapgod | +0.53 | 83 | 55 |
| #4 | Elnour | -0.49 | 67 | 62 |
| #5 | SprayGod | -1.44 | 54 | 61 |





