








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1321 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 748 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 135 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8667 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,728 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11493 | 29% |
| Smokes | 10625 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 10723 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6887 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,158,499 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 795 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | agoo | 50% | 416 |
| #6 | BRRAPAPAPPA | 49% | 265 |
| #7 | >:D | 48% | 435 |
| #8 | v1be | 47% | 356 |
| #9 | spns | 46% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ConnyS | +1.24 | 75 | 66 |
| #2 | plzn | +0.53 | 74 | 73 |
| #3 | Myran | +0.40 | 80 | 74 |
| #4 | v1be | +0.37 | 63 | 70 |
| #5 | agoo | +0.04 | 71 | 67 |





