








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 648 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2632 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,744 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1810 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1246 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2270 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1418 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $835,625 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | afghanbinman | 51% | 101 |
| #2 | benjamin | 51% | 126 |
| #3 | Benka | 43% | 46 |
| #4 | Manzster | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | afghanbinman | 51% | 101 |
| #2 | benjamin | 51% | 126 |
| #3 | Benka | 43% | 46 |
| #4 | Manzster | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benjamin | 25 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | afghanbinman | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Manzster | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benjamin | 265 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | Manzster | 212 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #3 | Benka | 151 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | afghanbinman | 138 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Connor | +2.20 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | Benka | +0.25 | 68 | 73 |
| #3 | Manzster | -0.03 | 79 | 62 |
| #4 | afghanbinman | -0.28 | 59 | 50 |
| #5 | benjamin | -1.07 | 65 | 54 |





