








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1997 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,438 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1389 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1214 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1486 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1349 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $738,038 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | afghanbinman | 51% | 74 |
| #2 | Connor | 51% | 126 |
| #3 | Benka | 41% | 37 |
| #4 | Manzster | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | afghanbinman | 51% | 74 |
| #2 | Connor | 51% | 126 |
| #3 | Benka | 41% | 37 |
| #4 | Manzster | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Connor | 28 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | afghanbinman | 7 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Manzster | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Connor | 282 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | Manzster | 180 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #3 | Benka | 137 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | afghanbinman | 89 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Connor | +1.96 | 86 | 62 |
| #2 | Manzster | +0.60 | 75 | 63 |
| #3 | afghanbinman | +0.33 | 58 | 51 |
| #4 | Benka | +0.26 | 67 | 71 |
| #5 | benjamin | -0.66 | 64 | 54 |





