








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 313 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 222 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2928 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,643 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1369 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2210 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2470 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2594 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $470,588 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 568 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L̷u̷c̷k̷e̷d̷ | 67% | 24 |
| #2 | Luke | 51% | 61 |
| #3 | Azez | 45% | 31 |
| #4 | Gooch | 44% | 208 |
| #5 | Off The Blinkin Park | 40% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Off The Blinkin Park | 18 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Gooch | 16 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Azez | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Luke | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | L̷u̷c̷k̷e̷d̷ | 2 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L̷u̷c̷k̷e̷d̷ | +3.84 | 81 | 48 |
| #2 | Destroyer | +3.25 | 71 | 52 |
| #3 | Azez | +0.18 | 57 | 27 |
| #4 | Luke | -1.68 | 53 | 55 |
| #5 | Gooch | -1.83 | 50 | 37 |





