








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 504 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 425 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4714 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,225 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6988 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7918 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4394 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5925 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $922,811 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1054 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | -- | 58% | 244 |
| #6 | キオ - Kio | 57% | 68 |
| #7 | 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙚_𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 $waggot | 49% | 47 |
| #8 | Soup4U | 47% | 34 |
| #9 | Blazey | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -- | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | cheeks | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Ven0m | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | キオ - Kio | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Soup4U | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -- | +3.68 | 87 | 52 |
| #2 | Blazey | +2.86 | 86 | 57 |
| #3 | キオ - Kio | +0.76 | 83 | 30 |
| #4 | 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙚_𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 $waggot | +0.70 | 49 | 20 |
| #5 | cheeks | +0.34 | 64 | 61 |





