








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 396 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1655 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2073 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2011 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2219 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1800 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $291,912 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SupaKops | 55% | 150 |
| #2 | levor81 | 49% | 89 |
| #3 | Alexcès | 48% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SupaKops | 55% | 150 |
| #2 | levor81 | 49% | 89 |
| #3 | Alexcès | 48% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SupaKops | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | levor81 | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Alexcès | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | levor81 | 184 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | SupaKops | 164 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | Alexcès | 15 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SupaKops | +6.32 | 75 | 60 |
| #2 | 3yo talent ⭕⃤ | +1.03 | 64 | 67 |
| #3 | levor81 | -1.68 | 18 | 56 |
| #4 | Alexcès | -5.16 | 17 | 30 |





