








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 48 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1691 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,033 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1470 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2328 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1936 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2299 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $747,426 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Itis Wat Itis | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | shunke | 69% | 16 |
| #3 | Siemensyöksylaskija | 62% | 26 |
| #4 | Lyyti | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | BOJOINGLÄSKI | 51% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Jsses | 44% | 41 |
| #13 | ¿Que Pasa, Amigo? | 42% | 55 |
| #14 | Huge | 41% | 22 |
| #15 | V-piz | 37% | 30 |
| #16 | *csw* | 36% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nismob | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Saaresi | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Khanilan | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | BOJOINGLÄSKI | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | *csw* | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saaresi | 469 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | nismob | 441 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #3 | Khanilan | 326 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #4 | Atkins | 179 | 0.34 | 6 min |
| #5 | ¿Que Pasa, Amigo? | 173 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOJOINGLÄSKI | +6.79 | 89 | 82 |
| #2 | Itis Wat Itis | +5.86 | 87 | 75 |
| #3 | Khanilan | +5.14 | 85 | 83 |
| #4 | Atkins | +0.81 | 67 | 82 |
| #5 | Saaresi | +0.21 | 58 | 67 |





