








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 491 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 286 matches | ||
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4261 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,693 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4801 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6403 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3836 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4653 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,587,991 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 498 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Sve | 48% | 73 |
| #4 | ISO JUSSI | 48% | 383 |
| #5 | Ide | 46% | 252 |
| #6 | m0ugli | 45% | 77 |
| #7 | Romppari | 45% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ISO JUSSI | 679 | 0.08 | 20 min |
| #2 | Romppari | 619 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #3 | Ide | 317 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #4 | m0ugli | 126 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Kura | 97 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACANE ♛ RAUTiS | +2.22 | 68 | 68 |
| #2 | Sve | +0.33 | 71 | 64 |
| #3 | Romppari | +0.08 | 49 | 68 |
| #4 | ISO JUSSI | -0.19 | 56 | 67 |
| #5 | Kura | -0.30 | 57 | 52 |





