








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 619 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5919 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,559 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6138 | 20% |
| Smokes | 10243 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 6816 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7362 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,048,851 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 996 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACANE ♛ RAUTiS | 46% | 252 |
| #2 | ISO JUSSI | 46% | 410 |
| #3 | Romppari | 42% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACANE ♛ RAUTiS | 46% | 252 |
| #2 | ISO JUSSI | 46% | 410 |
| #3 | Romppari | 42% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ISO JUSSI | 14 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Romppari | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | ACANE ♛ RAUTiS | 5 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACANE ♛ RAUTiS | 883 | 0.17 | 27 min |
| #2 | ISO JUSSI | 684 | 0.08 | 20 min |
| #3 | Romppari | 441 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACANE ♛ RAUTiS | +2.76 | 71 | 68 |
| #2 | Romppari | +0.89 | 50 | 66 |
| #3 | ISO JUSSI | +0.78 | 58 | 66 |
| #4 | Ide | -1.83 | 37 | 58 |





