








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 592 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




100 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3083 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,238 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 305 | 14% |
| Smokes | 355 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 936 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 642 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $483,565 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 815 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shekel :) [hoot] | 47% | 186 |
| #2 | bowwow | 46% | 194 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shekel :) [hoot] | 47% | 186 |
| #2 | bowwow | 46% | 194 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bowwow | 122 | 0.0319 |
| #2 | shekel :) [hoot] | 98 | 0.0270 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bowwow | 1015 | 0.27 | 24 min |
| #2 | shekel :) [hoot] | 206 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๋KennyL | +3.96 | 90 | 26 |
| #2 | shekel :) [hoot] | -0.81 | 41 | 35 |
| #3 | bowwow | -2.13 | 36 | 55 |





