








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 200 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5264 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,956 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1984 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1692 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 3617 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2663 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,266,142 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 586 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Näätä :D | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | bikermicefrommars | 64% | 22 |
| #3 | Kuikka- | 58% | 62 |
| #4 | OuToU | 57% | 100 |
| #5 | Jussi | 55% | 187 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | snibba | 55% | 40 |
| #7 | Pignite | 54% | 35 |
| #8 | Hoxy | 53% | 75 |
| #9 | DialG | 50% | 24 |
| #10 | pARRA | 50% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jussi | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | OuToU | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Pignite | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Hoxy | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | pARRA | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OuToU | 379 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | snibba | 145 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | pARRA | 124 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | Hoxy | 110 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Jussi | 99 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vallu | +4.55 | 87 | 58 |
| #2 | pARRA | +3.85 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | snibba | +0.68 | 80 | 73 |
| #4 | Näätä :D | +0.20 | 64 | 65 |
| #5 | bikermicefrommars | -0.78 | 72 | 64 |





