








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 274 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1842 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,725 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 516 | 19% |
| Smokes | 505 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 950 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 754 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $75,184 of utility $31 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 325 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeT_De$tR0y3r | 72% | 29 |
| #2 | Strepoq | 65% | 26 |
| #3 | Sivan | 61% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeT_De$tR0y3r | 72% | 29 |
| #2 | Strepoq | 65% | 26 |
| #3 | Sivan | 61% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sivan | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | PeT_De$tR0y3r | 2 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sivan | 156 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | PeT_De$tR0y3r | 41 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Strepoq | 18 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Einár | +5.61 | 94 | 50 |
| #2 | Strepoq | -1.34 | 52 | 29 |
| #3 | Sivan | -1.72 | 55 | 62 |
| #4 | PeT_De$tR0y3r | -2.20 | 28 | 59 |





