








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 564 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1922 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,655 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1587 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1213 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2073 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1782 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $573,067 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ☬Phoenix☬ PPPDO | 59% | 68 |
| #6 | Axe | 58% | 12 |
| #7 | eXtaz | 55% | 115 |
| #8 | Maku | 50% | 14 |
| #9 | ✪ Felix | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eXtaz | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Nochvoc | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Sebo | 3 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | ☬Phoenix☬ PPPDO | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | ✪ Felix | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nochvoc | +4.08 | 90 | 46 |
| #2 | eXtaz | +3.03 | 81 | 65 |
| #3 | Axe | +1.99 | 63 | 75 |
| #4 | Sebo | +1.87 | 61 | 79 |
| #5 | ☬Phoenix☬ PPPDO | +0.94 | 79 | 60 |





