








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1234 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 570 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 100 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6065 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,489 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1145 | 11% |
| Smokes | 3333 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3093 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2918 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,429,740 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 554 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sara | 52% | 82 |
| #2 | Raymond | 50% | 367 |
| #3 | Johnny Cashmere | 50% | 221 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sara | 52% | 82 |
| #2 | Raymond | 50% | 367 |
| #3 | Johnny Cashmere | 50% | 221 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sara | 13 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Johnny Cashmere | 11 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Raymond | 7 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raymond | 332 | 0.04 | 8 min |
| #2 | sara | 323 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | Johnny Cashmere | 160 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sara | +1.26 | 53 | 55 |
| #2 | Sclazi | +0.32 | 57 | 28 |
| #3 | Raymond | -0.88 | 44 | 30 |
| #4 | Johnny Cashmere | -1.32 | 43 | 28 |





