








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 95 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
945 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,158 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 155 | 13% |
| Smokes | 174 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 225 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 604 | 52% |
Our logs show you have wasted $206,030 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MOUAMEME | 26 | 0.0159 |
| #2 | Acyth | 25 | 0.0169 |
| #3 | PLZY | ZY | 16 | 0.0223 |
| #4 | Jack'o Scarecrow | 10 | 0.0118 |
| #5 | Artisan Ferrailleur Autonome | 9 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Acyth | 135 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | MOUAMEME | 121 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | RayanSaan | 86 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kanye | 83 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | PLZY | ZY | 60 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLASTOR_W3SK3R | +7.98 | 76 | 44 |
| #2 | Acyth | +5.40 | 77 | 54 |
| #3 | Kanye | +5.21 | 71 | 71 |
| #4 | Cl3ms_ | +2.28 | 68 | 59 |
| #5 | Vodkalashnikov | +1.09 | 56 | 50 |





