








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
836 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,757 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1000 | 36% |
| Smokes | 761 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 522 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 474 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $78,694 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | streak | 50% | 46 |
| #2 | Otta Azsnee | 42% | 33 |
| #3 | Kūjō Jorīn | 36% | 28 |
| #4 | 🤠 Meat KO | 33% | 12 |
| #5 | The Main 4ubillion | 31% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | streak | 50% | 46 |
| #2 | Otta Azsnee | 42% | 33 |
| #3 | Kūjō Jorīn | 36% | 28 |
| #4 | 🤠 Meat KO | 33% | 12 |
| #5 | The Main 4ubillion | 31% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | streak | 7 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Kūjō Jorīn | 6 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | The Main 4ubillion | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | streak | 163 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | The Main 4ubillion | 117 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | 🤠 Meat KO | 33 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | Otta Azsnee | 26 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kūjō Jorīn | 16 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | streak | +3.68 | 76 | 62 |
| #2 | Kappa | +2.93 | 86 | 65 |
| #3 | The Main 4ubillion | -0.12 | 84 | 56 |
| #4 | Otta Azsnee | -1.79 | 35 | 32 |
| #5 | Kūjō Jorīn | -3.07 | 12 | 20 |





