








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 578 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 382 matches | ||
| Wingman | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5621 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,649 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2742 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2674 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4640 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 2593 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,963,837 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☕︎ Sebooo | 59% | 46 |
| #2 | iccn | 59% | 46 |
| #3 | Crotear | 57% | 178 |
| #4 | AFK | 54% | 61 |
| #5 | Lex | 53% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crotear | 20 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Jon|\|ner | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | B4ll | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | AFK | 6 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | frosh | 6 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frosh | +3.59 | 73 | 78 |
| #2 | Crotear | +3.43 | 79 | 39 |
| #3 | ☕︎ Sebooo | +2.34 | 63 | 74 |
| #4 | scharfy 🚑 | +2.33 | 79 | 62 |
| #5 | iccn | +2.18 | 87 | 57 |





