








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 525 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 472 matches | ||
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4913 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,769 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7521 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6409 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6111 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4728 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,277,073 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 631 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ropz | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | GTV | 56% | 34 |
| #3 | KaNGaRoo | 55% | 93 |
| #4 | LUQUE | 52% | 50 |
| #5 | Al John | 48% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ropz | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | GTV | 56% | 34 |
| #3 | KaNGaRoo | 55% | 93 |
| #4 | LUQUE | 52% | 50 |
| #5 | Al John | 48% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Al John | 12 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | GTV | 6 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | Ropz | 4 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | KaNGaRoo | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | LUQUE | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Al John | 291 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | KaNGaRoo | 267 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | GTV | 198 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| #4 | LUQUE | 177 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #5 | Ropz | 102 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GTV | +4.79 | 74 | 72 |
| #2 | Fidel Castro | +0.94 | 49 | 71 |
| #3 | LUQUE | +0.18 | 46 | 65 |
| #4 | Ropz | -1.22 | 53 | 61 |
| #5 | Al John | -1.77 | 30 | 58 |





