








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 192 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
873 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,558 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1014 | 28% |
| Smokes | 774 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 986 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 784 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $350,669 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 202 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frostical | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | Real | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Aigars Kalvītis | 57% | 28 |
| #4 | Shadis | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | JJRoze | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Real | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Aigars Kalvītis | 57% | 28 |
| #4 | Shadis | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | JJRoze | 38% | 16 |
| #6 | <'_'> | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aigars Kalvītis | 7 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | Shadis | 2 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aigars Kalvītis | 107 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | Shadis | 59 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | JJRoze | 54 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | frostical | 21 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Real | 16 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aigars Kalvītis | +1.83 | 74 | 67 |
| #2 | Shadis | +1.48 | 60 | 53 |
| #3 | frostical | +1.14 | 88 | 55 |
| #4 | Real | +0.25 | 64 | 67 |
| #5 | riepu austris 🤠| +0.04 | 67 | 63 |





