








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 23 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
449 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,308 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 351 | 27% |
| Smokes | 415 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 247 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 295 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $124,042 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | dionysus | 57% | 7 |
| #9 | snedvriden | 46% | 13 |
| #10 | vicc_ | 36% | 11 |
| #11 | p | 33% | 3 |
| #12 | krid$$$$ | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krid$$$$ | 5 | 0.0495 |
| #2 | crazy_banan9 | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | dionysus | 2 | 0.0168 |
| #4 | ug huudie | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | snedvriden | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dionysus | +3.34 | 73 | 71 |
| #2 | ug huudie | +2.16 | 81 | 69 |
| #3 | crazy_banan9 | +1.79 | 78 | 61 |
| #4 | Cops | +1.70 | 50 | 44 |
| #5 | p | +0.89 | 85 | 58 |





