








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1451 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,141 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1178 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1193 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1492 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1278 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $333,276 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FyTusan | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | crazy_banan9 | 52% | 100 |
| #3 | Emil | 46% | 24 |
| #4 | vicc_ | 45% | 69 |
| #5 | Kjersti | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crazy_banan9 | 18 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | vicc_ | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Kjersti | 3 | 0.0130 |
| #4 | FyTusan | 2 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kjersti | +2.85 | 91 | 56 |
| #2 | ug huudie | +1.64 | 74 | 67 |
| #3 | crazy_banan9 | +1.34 | 80 | 62 |
| #4 | vicc_ | -1.08 | 54 | 57 |
| #5 | FyTusan | -1.52 | 61 | 52 |





