








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 320 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,727 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1817 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1896 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2247 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1767 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $479,980 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 258 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sonny | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | rENA_^ | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | Konstaapeli Koliseva | 60% | 20 |
| #4 | Thero ® ™ © | 57% | 30 |
| #5 | Nimetön Vesinokkaeläin | 55% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Poxier | +2.98 | 88 | 54 |
| #2 | pasi-setä | +2.46 | 84 | 64 |
| #3 | Saku-Setä | +2.19 | 89 | 74 |
| #4 | jugas | +1.08 | 75 | 58 |
| #5 | Coffee Cup.exe | +0.81 | 81 | 64 |





