








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1251 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 487 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5907 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,371 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9264 | 35% |
| Smokes | 6412 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6317 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4378 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,259,448 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 901 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Er Chor1 | 55% | 53 |
| #2 | JaimeADRV | 53% | 57 |
| #3 | varo | 51% | 150 |
| #4 | Say | 50% | 213 |
| #5 | Bykratos | 50% | 187 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Bykratos | 50% | 187 |
| #6 | inhAKinho | 50% | 109 |
| #7 | DeanFranKJ | 47% | 72 |
| #8 | FpM | 45% | 74 |
| #9 | ssTattikBulletzzZ | 43% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | varo | 14 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Bykratos | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | JaimeADRV | 9 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | Say | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | inhAKinho | 6 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Say | 1291 | 0.28 | 31 min |
| #2 | Bykratos | 1089 | 0.27 | 28 min |
| #3 | inhAKinho | 475 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #4 | DeanFranKJ | 318 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #5 | varo | 310 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MohGZ | +1.10 | 82 | 69 |
| #2 | DeanFranKJ | +0.92 | 68 | 68 |
| #3 | JaimeADRV | +0.80 | 71 | 63 |
| #4 | Bykratos | +0.50 | 53 | 70 |
| #5 | varo | +0.23 | 59 | 61 |





