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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 720 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 290 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3017 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,269 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1320 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2970 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3646 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2333 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,847,648 of utility $259 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 665 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☜☆☞♿ zapi ☆ قماش ☁ | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Say | 53% | 107 |
| #3 | Er Chor1 | 53% | 168 |
| #4 | MohGZ | 51% | 150 |
| #5 | DeanFranKJ | 50% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | inhAKinho | 48% | 29 |
| #7 | Bykratos | 46% | 150 |
| #8 | ssTattikBulletzzZ | 44% | 50 |
| #9 | JaimeADRV | 42% | 48 |
| #10 | FpM | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Er Chor1 | 23 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Bykratos | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Say | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | MohGZ | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | DeanFranKJ | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MohGZ | 884 | 0.27 | 25 min |
| #2 | Er Chor1 | 769 | 0.21 | 21 min |
| #3 | Bykratos | 752 | 0.23 | 18 min |
| #4 | Say | 640 | 0.27 | 16 min |
| #5 | DeanFranKJ | 273 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☜☆☞♿ zapi ☆ قماش ☁ | +2.51 | 77 | 80 |
| #2 | MohGZ | +1.84 | 81 | 75 |
| #3 | inhAKinho | +1.13 | 56 | 65 |
| #4 | JaimeADRV | +0.90 | 71 | 58 |
| #5 | DeanFranKJ | +0.74 | 66 | 71 |





