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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
385 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 570 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 117 | 21% |
| Smokes | 148 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 218 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 87 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $179,165 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pahamiel | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | K[L]S | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Tube | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | Civi | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | EpärehtiRiku | 48% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Tube | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | Civi | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | EpärehtiRiku | 48% | 40 |
| #6 | OGSamppi | 40% | 5 |
| #7 | joona | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EpärehtiRiku | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Tube | 1 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Civi | 36 | 0.30 | 1 min |
| #2 | EpärehtiRiku | 34 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Pahamiel | 29 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Tube | 12 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | OGSamppi | 7 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Civi | +2.86 | 66 | 51 |
| #2 | EpärehtiRiku | +2.30 | 57 | 31 |
| #3 | K[L]S | +1.93 | 81 | 78 |
| #4 | OGSamppi | +1.88 | 65 | 62 |
| #5 | Pahamiel | +0.42 | 55 | 70 |





