








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 973 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 398 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 128 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3776 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,478 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2167 | 14% |
| Smokes | 4580 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4114 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4617 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,263,301 of utility $242 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | +300$ | 54% | 100 |
| #2 | bh | 53% | 385 |
| #3 | Weezy✓ | 53% | 194 |
| #4 | uDrins | 50% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | +300$ | 54% | 100 |
| #2 | bh | 53% | 385 |
| #3 | Weezy✓ | 53% | 194 |
| #4 | uDrins | 50% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bh | 85 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | Weezy✓ | 33 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | +300$ | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | uDrins | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Weezy✓ | 424 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | +300$ | 249 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | bh | 169 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #4 | uDrins | 70 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bh | +3.06 | 58 | 40 |
| #2 | Weezy✓ | -0.81 | 32 | 64 |
| #3 | Maçãs | -0.82 | 51 | 63 |
| #4 | uDrins | -1.48 | 48 | 52 |
| #5 | +300$ | -1.64 | 43 | 67 |





