








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 193 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2062 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,145 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1603 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2567 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1805 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2170 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $666,983 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eebis | 59% | 101 |
| #2 | Kyle | 53% | 60 |
| #3 | McLippa | 53% | 97 |
| #4 | TISKIJUKKA | 51% | 68 |
| #5 | Lento | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Kyle | 53% | 60 |
| #3 | McLippa | 53% | 97 |
| #4 | TISKIJUKKA | 51% | 68 |
| #5 | Lento | 43% | 30 |
| #6 | Konna | 41% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eebis | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | McLippa | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | TISKIJUKKA | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Kyle | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Konna | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McLippa | 276 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | Kyle | 218 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | TISKIJUKKA | 169 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | eebis | 129 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Konna | 62 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McKingi | +1.10 | 48 | 59 |
| #2 | eebis | +0.77 | 67 | 68 |
| #3 | McLippa | +0.10 | 45 | 71 |
| #4 | Kyle | -0.19 | 62 | 74 |
| #5 | Konna | -2.07 | 48 | 70 |





