








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3261 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1908 matches | ||
| Wingman | 224 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 210 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




154 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 70,397 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14518 | 21% |
| Smokes | 20839 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 17115 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 17925 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,606,700 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3820 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skulcracka | 50% | 163 |
| #2 | FkN | rollin' | 50% | 130 |
| #3 | Breezer❤Sneezer | 49% | 135 |
| #4 | Mj2.WasteOfSpace | 42% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skulcracka | 50% | 163 |
| #2 | FkN | rollin' | 50% | 130 |
| #3 | Breezer❤Sneezer | 49% | 135 |
| #4 | Mj2.WasteOfSpace | 42% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skulcracka | 13 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Mj2.WasteOfSpace | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Breezer❤Sneezer | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | FkN | rollin' | 5 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Breezer❤Sneezer | 326 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | skulcracka | 263 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | FkN | rollin' | 122 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | Mj2.WasteOfSpace | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skulcracka | +2.23 | 44 | 65 |
| #2 | Breezer❤Sneezer | +1.09 | 43 | 68 |
| #3 | salsa | +0.52 | 15 | 48 |
| #4 | FkN | rollin' | +0.24 | 68 | 48 |
| #5 | Mj2.WasteOfSpace | -0.31 | 63 | 4 |





