








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 669 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 272 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4368 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,906 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3982 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5900 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 4326 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2698 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,494,040 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 322 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mok | 70% | 27 |
| #2 | Ång-lokeT:-) | 67% | 30 |
| #3 | smyger på yard | 64% | 55 |
| #4 | Sugoi | 61% | 67 |
| #5 | strale | 58% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | badhuset | 15 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | JapicaL | 14 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | Kurwa Bóbr | 14 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | SmootheN | 12 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Feodor Fläsk | 11 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Feodor Fläsk | 849 | 0.27 | 22 min |
| #2 | SmootheN | 732 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #3 | badhuset | 635 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #4 | YåbeN | 576 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #5 | LÖrK | 342 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | strale | +4.34 | 85 | 74 |
| #2 | Alfahane | +2.65 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | alm | +2.21 | 44 | 74 |
| #4 | smyger på yard | +1.98 | 75 | 56 |
| #5 | Mok | +1.91 | 66 | 73 |





