








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
77 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 186 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 57 | 31% |
| Smokes | 15 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 41 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 73 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $18,350 of utility $38 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fr0st- | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Melon | 50% | 12 |
| #3 | Remyyy=) | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | Levi Ackerman | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fr0st- | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Melon | 50% | 12 |
| #3 | Remyyy=) | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | Levi Ackerman | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Melon | 2 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Remyyy=) | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Levi Ackerman | 72 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | Remyyy=) | 49 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | fr0st- | 27 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Melon | 19 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remyyy=) | +5.78 | 86 | 53 |
| #2 | fr0st- | +3.99 | 86 | 74 |
| #3 | Levi Ackerman | +3.87 | 71 | 56 |
| #4 | Melon | -1.48 | 67 | 51 |
| #5 | Vladdy Daddy | -6.75 | 37 | 26 |





