








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 74 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
997 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,022 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 583 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1083 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 726 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 630 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $443,071 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zelan | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | Nerd | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | fr0st- | 55% | 58 |
| #4 | Vladdy Daddy | 50% | 12 |
| #5 | Levi Ackerman | 50% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | fr0st- | 55% | 58 |
| #4 | Vladdy Daddy | 50% | 12 |
| #5 | Levi Ackerman | 50% | 38 |
| #6 | Zoufriy0 | 45% | 20 |
| #7 | Remyyy=) | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fr0st- | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Zoufriy0 | 7 | 0.0153 |
| #3 | Zelan | 4 | 0.0121 |
| #4 | Nerd | 3 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | Remyyy=) | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fr0st- | 247 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | Remyyy=) | 106 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Levi Ackerman | 91 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Zelan | 81 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #5 | Zoufriy0 | 65 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nerd | +5.24 | 88 | 78 |
| #2 | fr0st- | +2.91 | 86 | 79 |
| #3 | Zelan | +2.81 | 79 | 44 |
| #4 | Remyyy=) | +2.75 | 86 | 53 |
| #5 | Levi Ackerman | -0.82 | 67 | 63 |





