








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 847 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 264 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4459 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,964 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2579 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2372 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2334 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2679 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,309,536 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 202 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Mr.Ko | 58% | 287 |
| #7 | Sky1ark | 58% | 106 |
| #8 | @Ghost@ | 54% | 81 |
| #9 | Mr.Yong | 54% | 28 |
| #10 | Hi I am noob | 53% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☊FredEcht☍ | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | @Ghost@ | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Hi I am noob | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | DickyChan | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | ็ ٴHHH | 2 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☊FredEcht☍ | 1533 | 0.33 | 40 min |
| #2 | Mr.Ko | 1062 | 0.19 | 25 min |
| #3 | Hi I am noob | 624 | 0.39 | 15 min |
| #4 | ☊_☍ | 296 | 0.36 | 7 min |
| #5 | Mr.Yong | 224 | 0.39 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HappY360 | +4.83 | 83 | 60 |
| #2 | Sky1ark | +2.83 | 77 | 56 |
| #3 | ☊FredEcht☍ | +0.85 | 60 | 78 |
| #4 | DickyChan | +0.71 | 82 | 53 |
| #5 | ☊_☍ | +0.34 | 59 | 78 |





